The greatest man alive. His feet are insanely expensive to just see. This man has a third leg to the floor. It’s crazy
by MYCOXHARDFORU December 16, 2019
“Greg Swenson”
by dontbuyfrompairchief September 26, 2022
When you have the slightest doubt that your fantasy football team may lose the week, you immediately wish your opponent "congrats" publically in efforts to deal with the emotional rollercoaster losing to anything puts you through.
* The Greg Congrats on Sunday @ 1:01PM the opposing team scores and now is 51% in favor of winning the week*
Congrats on your victory this week. Glad I can hand out free W's to everyone.
Congrats on your victory this week. Glad I can hand out free W's to everyone.
by 1quickz October 29, 2018
by Greg Moment June 13, 2022
by Greg Moment June 16, 2022
Greg, who is really Gregory but hates his name, is the cutest funniest bestest person anyone could come across. He is really kind, caring and sensitive to other people's thoughts and feelings. He has a really big heart and is adored by all his friends. He is the best friend you could have and his girlfriend is really the luckiest person on earth. Him being the hottest guy on earth is just a side benefit on top of all this.
by Amiti.adani November 02, 2023
A male who has either suffered a detrimental leg injury on one leg that impedes his mobility either from scar tissue or because he is missing one leg. The probability of there being a one-legged greg are exponentially higher in the modern day society. The female counterpart is known as one-legged Meg.
Greg:"FUCK! My hamstring just locked up, help a brother out."
Jeff: " No problem one-legged Greg, on it!"
Jeff: " No problem one-legged Greg, on it!"
by Capuchin for Hire March 09, 2023