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gooched

{goo-sh-td}
{goo-ch}

When a situation or event becmomes completely stuffed or ruined. Similar to f@#%ed.

Can also be used without the -ed, in this case it becomes an adjective.
"I tried to find the toilet but the whole system was just gooched"

"Awwwwww..gooch"
by mau5fan March 3, 2009
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Gooch

An adaptation of the derogatory word “gook”; used to describe an individual of Asian or Pacific Islander heritage as a sell-out. Used within inter-minority social groups.
“I bet that gooch donates to Blue Lives Matter and subscribes to Joe Rogan.”
by Ado Mi June 29, 2023
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Gooching

The practice of scratching one's gooch until it bleeds
I spent all night gooning but I discovered gooching. Oh my God my shit hasn't been polished better.
by GoonerSynonyms February 4, 2025
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Gooch Ricotta

The thick milky like substance that forms on your Gooch when you haven't showered in 3+ days. This substance when scratched off the Gooch resembles Ricotta Cheese.
After 3 days hiking the appalachian trail I had some serious gooch ricotta.
by BoztonFocis May 23, 2018
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Silly Gooch

A silly gooch Is a next level silly goose. Examples of silly gooches are Pimp Daddy Tyler, The Mr Zenvix YT, HongeyWongey, Smol Gabe, Uthmaan, Donald Trump, Boris Johnson and our pretty pretty princess Joshua. If you find a silly gooch you should report it to the po-po ASAP or you may catch the silly gooch disease. A.K.A Sgooch-19
Him: "AHHH STAY AWAY FROM HIM HE'S A CONFIRMED SILLY GOOCH!!"
Her: "AHHHH I DIDNT KNOW, QUICK GRAB YOUR FACE MASKS!!!"
by ROUNDCHILD October 16, 2020
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gooch oclock

It is gooch oclock
by Slaerx June 18, 2024
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Gooch queen

Gooch queen, formerly known as "Gridlock" from the hit game rainbow six siege is crowned the "Gooch queen".
racist 1: who the fuck pick the gooch queen?
racist 2: do you mean "Gridlock"?
by sveski May 5, 2023
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