Gooch Splooge Shooter

When you push your finger against your gooch under your testicles and jerk off, making you shoot cum straight up than dropping around the base.

A buddy of mine shot down a target with a Gooch Splooge Shooter.

by ValhallaOccult March 6, 2025

Gooched

The highest status a lad can have with his daddylad on board a Royal Navy T class submarine. If a daddylad proclaims his lad as being gooched, it means the lad undertakes all his duties for his daddylad with care and consideration in a selfless manner. A gooched lad is proud to be classed as so, and can frequently be seen around the submarine flaunting his high status in front of other clean or unclaimed lads.

Sailor A: I hear that lads been gooched by his daddylad shippers.

Sailor B: Of course he has shippers, look at him he's like the cat that got the cream!

Sailor C: it's alright for some, I'm still unclaimed....

Sailor A: <chuckles> give it time lad, give it time...

by Sticky_Green September 16, 2021

Gooch smooch

When you touch buttholes and fart simultaneously

Ben and Billy ate Mexican and had a gooch smooch.

by MackDaddy13 May 20, 2023

Gooch

( This Word was Made By an Unknown Artist Named Rasberry Kiwimoji Or So Ghostmoji This definition is just another word for Nice and is also a catchphrase that they use often

🦊 You're looking very Gooch today

Oh what a Goochy morning 😎

Oh my goodness is that a bat in your tree goooochh yea 👻

by Rasberry Kiwimoji April 20, 2022

Gargle Gooch

When your guy coochie makes gargling or bubbling noises

Guy 1: I've been holding in this fat shit all day that I have gargle gooch now.

Guy 2: The fuck is gargle gooch?!

Guy 1: It's when your guy cooch makes a gargling or bubbling noise

by ChubbyQween January 30, 2021

Gooch

The area of skin between your ballsack and butthole.

Tickle my Gooch until it chafes

by Funny3 April 19, 2024

Gooch Gobler

Someone that aggressively licks the taint

All the girls say nick seester is a gooch gobler

by ShlankDaddy20 February 11, 2020