stir fried shit

Terrible, horrible, atrocious food. The worst tasting thing ever.

My mother-in-law's meatloaf tasted terriblelike stir fried shit.

by minkadelulu November 2, 2014

Friedrich Nietzsche

Some crazy guy who died alone that autists and other filthy subhumans love to quote in order to feel edgy and smarter than your average dumb cunt who has had sex.

Maybe you'll get laid if you didn't keep quoting Friedrich Nietzsche

by John Blur April 29, 2011

Fried

A word replacing cool describing anything that is cool. It can also replace sweet, dope, crack, awesome, nice, etc.

"Dang man those threads are fried"

by Dubbs Weisshaar December 28, 2005

fried peas

The president of the United States, for all Froof cares.

FRIED PEAS could be sittin' in the Oval Office, Froof, and you'd think it was all just HUNKY DORY!!!

by Iggy October 30, 2004

fried chicken

A term used by gay men, meaning delightful young boys.

"Gimme, gimme, gimme, fried chicken!" - Freddie Mercury of Queen.

"Let's go to the pub and perhaps find some fried chicken."

by Eugene Picklesworth November 17, 2007

get fried

To experience the best French fries on the planet; to eat the best that the world of fried foods offer.

Man I am starving. Let's get fried.

by Texafried May 13, 2016

frined

Likened to hastily add a friend, even though he's not a friar and his name's not Ned.

Dear frined, looky here, you say you're not Ned, but haven't we met somewhere before, as in shared the same bed?

by Hercolena Oliver May 5, 2008