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February 13th

National - make out with your frend day-
Dont leave out your friends and make out with them!
Why are you kissing everyone? Hoe.
Im not a hoe, its just february 13th
by Vanja February 11, 2023
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February 26th

National stick your finger in your friend’s ass day.
“Dude why did you stick your finger in my asshole?!”

“Because it’s February 26th. Nation stick your finger is your friend’s ass day.”
by gayniggafart February 26, 2021
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February 9

People born on this day have massive dicks
Person 1: When’s your birthday?
Person 2: February 9th
Person 1: Oh shit! How long is it?
Person 2: 78 inches
by _Gayest_Bitch_ November 22, 2021
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february 19th

it’s my & millie bobby brown’s birthday!!
y: ,,which day is it today?”
x: ,,february 19th”
y: ,,oh shit it’s mbb’s bday”
by dora <3 January 20, 2022
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February 17

Anyone born on this day is somewhat of a meme lord, very artistic, and love all things magical. Although they may have some unresolved issues. Anyone born on this day should take a warm soapy shower because its not easy carrying that crown around all day. You absolutely legend. Go on treat yourself to that snack you've been wanting all day.
Person: its my birthday tomorrow, February 17.

friend: woah dude, people born on that day are cool.

Person: whys that?

Friend: because it says on the urban dictionary and everyone knows the most awsome people where born that day. Dude that must be why your such a meme lord

Random karen: WhAts a mE mEe!
by Bigoldmanballs November 24, 2021
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February 8

guy 1: hey dude you should confess to your crush
guy 2: why?
guy 1: because it's February 8!
by blueberry9 February 7, 2022
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February 4th

National kick your friends with the letter A in their name
Me:it’s February 4th😏
Autum:ok?
Me:you know what that means?🤭😏
Autum:no what is it
Me: your about to find out😈
by Ur mom97.com February 3, 2022
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