Fruit of the Loom

I think that guy is a fruit of the loom, he was staring at you the whole time you were at the urinal
by Tomas23 August 18, 2011
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fruit bat

Fruit bat: noun:

1. A bat that hangs in trees, making it look like a piece of fruit. This works as camouflage to protect against potential predators.

2. A crazy person who has eaten so much fruit, they now look like a plump juicy piece of fruit, and have an odd urge to take a nibble.
1.

A: Look at the fruit tree!
B: No, that tree has been dead for awhile, those are definitely fruit bats.

2.

A: I saw a rather plump man holding a peach and licking his fingers a bit too much.
B: Totally a fruit bat.
by bpepps March 28, 2011
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fruit tea

following the stench of fruit tea will usually lead you to a scottish woman on the highest floor. Fruit tea is also usually the reason people are always late, leaving others to sit on a cold floor. fruit tea is also accompanied by the sound if keys
whats that smell? ets meh fruit tea!
by aaron.charlotte March 23, 2008
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fruit bat

a fruit bat is when you delicately (so not to damage the fragile mammal) blindfold your lover w/ your extremely streched balls.
by Anonymous July 31, 2003
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fruit salad

There was an abundance of banana in that fruit salad.
by foy_45 April 02, 2004
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juicy fruit

a gay person with a jerrycurl.
this is because their hair drips
and they are fruity.
Hey yo I don't like you looking at me like that juicyfruit mathafuker
by 84boy November 14, 2004
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Fruit Snack

When your straight but a gay guy looks fine.
John-Damn that guy looks like a snack!
Josh- I'm pretty sure he's gay.
John- Damn I guess you could say he's a fruit snack!
by Jonathan Navarrete January 12, 2018
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