Beautiful, ripped, ladykiller, and most Evan G's can squat more than 855lbs there known for being really hot
Evan G is a sexy beast
by Big Dutch October 07, 2019
The worst fucking person on planet Earth. Like actually, how is a human person this shit. Evan Turley’s are usually found in a low end high school in Illinois. If you find him, call him a loser, he understands. Evan Turley’s usually don’t have much skill in anything, basically just scum of the earth
Teacher: Who’s your partner for your project?
Student: Evan Turley
Teacher: Ohhhh... Evan Turley.. Have fun with that asshole
Student: Evan Turley
Teacher: Ohhhh... Evan Turley.. Have fun with that asshole
by SuperCloud50 October 19, 2019
Famous lanky cunt from Bridgend, Who lives in a flat and vapes his heart out down cafe at lunch time. Bully’s year 7’s whilst drinking his Pepsi max cherry.
If you find an “Evan Phillips” RUNNN!!!!
If you find an “Evan Phillips” RUNNN!!!!
by TinyDickPhillips September 05, 2019
An idiot that when you ask to use his stuff, he’ll say no and expect you not to ask why. And his excuse is that he doesn’t want you using it. He is the type of person to do something just to annoy you and he knows that it annoys you so so he does it more
by I’m suicidal because of you December 14, 2019
The man who repeatedly attempts to engage in a relationship with Cassidy who "goes to another school."
Person 1: Did you hear Evan got a girlfriend
Person 2: I don't know, he's a real Evan Bergstrom, it's probably fake
Person 2: I don't know, he's a real Evan Bergstrom, it's probably fake
by evanbergstrom December 18, 2019
When you have an opinion but its wrong. Also applies to some Mexicans, particularly ones named Enrique.
by Chimichanga819 October 27, 2018
by emmidd April 28, 2021