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stemy-dyke

A dyke that still likes to wear girl panties, gets her eyebrows done, and doesn’t cut her hair. This dyke’s favorite store is still Home Depot. Prefers conducting her own car maintenance.
I was with this stemy-dyke last night at the club, her eyebrows were fire.
by KAYDICKS August 8, 2021
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Look-A-Dyke

when a female, though it can be a male as well, looks like a lesbian but turns out she or he, isn't.
that my peoples is a Look-A-Dyke
Shari who is posted at Queens Gate A post, for the longest time we all thought her to be a lesbian, turns out she is not and married for many years, to a man! Shari turned out to be a Look-A-Dyke, who knew...
by John Dugan June 29, 2021
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Tyke in a Dyke

A Dyke(butch lesbian/transvestite female) who is pregnant. Tyke, as in child, or baby, in a manly female.
"Wow, I totally thought that was a beer gut, but I guess it was a Tyke in a Dyke."
by DYKEATTACK September 24, 2012
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swim dyke

The act of attempting to walk throough a gang of lesbians and/or dykes.
St. Edmunds hall of the prep is a swim dyke
by anonymous57684356898 October 20, 2012
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Dyke Jerk

When a man puts his penis in a first woman's rectum and a second woman fists fucks the first woman in her vagina, stimulating the man to orgasm through the vaginal/colon wall without the man thrusting his penis while the penis is in the first woman's rectum; it's like a hand job, but without actual contact between the hand and penis. Also, the first woman is both penilely ass fucked and vaginally fist fucked at the same time, a more extreme version of a double penetration.
"Man, I was watchin' this two-hooker donkey show in TJ, and the mule was fuckin' the one hooker's ass, and then the other hooker gave the donkey a dyke jerk, felched the cum out of the first hooker's ass, and the hookers snowballed the mule's 'payload' back-and-forth before spittin' it in each other's faces - 'it was fun; I had a fun time ...!'"
by jrdl718 August 31, 2013
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Big Fat Wanker Dyke

This is a term given to people who are often abnormally tall and will, without question, eat anything. This can be anything from leftovers to jars of brine.

They have a strange tendency to wear sunglasses indoors in a futile attempt to cover up the damage of the previous evening, often spent with short chavs.

The sister term, 'bellend', which summarises the above, is sometimes used when time is of the essence, or to finish off a sentence which already includes the term, Big Fat Wanker Dyke
"Look at that Big Fat Wanker Dyke eating everyone's leftovers and drinking that brine from the finished olive jar, what a total bellend."

"I know. It's a good job she's wearing her sun glasses indoors though, otherwise she'd look proper hanging. No doubt was with that short chav again!"
by J Bizzness Time August 22, 2011
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Dick ditching dyke

A woman who is married to a man for 40 years comes out to be lesbian.
David, I am going to have to leave you because I am a dick ditching dyke
by Doobery! June 30, 2011
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