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Don Yuan

- any man with enough personal swagger to suggest others have improper dealings with foreign nations while, all the while, funneling funds into his own private bank account in China.
You accuse him-- AGAIN!-- of corruption, but it's only because you cannot comprehend the bigly majestic and be-bestishly masculine ways of a true Don Yuan.

<sound of flapping cloth>
by dissedurban October 22, 2020
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Don Johnson (The)

An adult toy that is phallic in nature. It boasts two heads for maximum pleasure with one or two people. May also be used as a draft stopper under a door.
That stapler is the Don Johnson (The) of staplers. It does it from both ends.
by Jason Emerald August 10, 2021
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Sleepy Don

A narcistic individual, typically one in a court case, who has not been permitted to speak except through lawyers due to the sheer crap and harm he spews, and has become so bored with the criminal proceedings and possible punishment of life in prison that he is barely or unable to stay awake. May be orange. May be loosely related to an Orangutan-turd hybrid creature.
The secret Russian agent would have stood for trial, but much to the chagrin of the court judge, the Sleepy Don had been drooling asleep for the better part of the last hour.
by BrothersofHavok April 16, 2024
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josh da don

Josh da don is an amazing, awesome, fantastic guy. He is one of the greatest guys you will ever find. He is timid at first, but he is talkative, funny, and kind once you get to know him. Josh da don is loyal, sweet, always knows what to say, he can make you smile no matter what, he is the most amazing person, but he will deny it if you say it. He says he has an anger problem, but he certainly doesn't show it. Josh da don is not sherm and needs a dominican shawty anything else K
i’m so lucky i met, josh da don
by user212820052004 November 23, 2021
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Don goofed

Friend: damn I don goofed it
Me: yeah ya did
by Night furry January 12, 2020
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Laziest Don

This kid pisses in pint glasses and shits his pants and sits in it all day whilst slumped on the sofa doing nothing. He is extremely lazy and struggles to get the motivation to do the smallest things such as wipe his ass or shower.
His names not Dom, its the laziest don!
by FartWizard69 March 9, 2022
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