Five star dive

When a really hot chick, for some unknown reason, is in a relationship with someone far below where their standards should be.

Dude, Tracy took the five star dive!
Yea, why the hell is she going out with Carl?

by Mrs. Pepper and Dr. Pibb May 9, 2011

DIVE!!!!

a form of practical joke played on someone. usually containing an element of untruth. causing the receiver to look gullible.

This is referred to as a 'dive'. usually when a 'dive!!!!' is performed, the end is signified with a 'waaaaayyy!' sound and the mime of a dive into a swimming pool.

originates from Perth college.

hey lisa, did u know that jimmi hendrix died caus he solod so hard his guitar blew up?

what? really? wow! :O

waaaaaaayyyyyyy! *cue DIVE!!!! motion*

by felix-culpar May 22, 2007

sky diver

When a male or female hangs from a ceiling fan and then poops causing the feces to explode all over their partner.

When Nathaniel finished having sex with Patsy, he grabbed the ceiling fan and performed a sky diver. Patsy was soon covered with his fecal matter within seconds

by RockinTheFro December 14, 2008

bazooka dive

It's a Sexposition, The girl must be on the back on the bed with her heels stickin just a little bit out, then the guy grabs the back of the heels with straight arms, and then the guy will have to jump up in the air and at the same time spread the girls legs så when you land it will be a perfect target.

Last night i bazooka dived that girl

by YasH-Stashs-Ass December 29, 2007

deep sea dive

Refers to the idea of holding one's breath while under water. Usually takes place when a woman goes down on a male (or even if a male goes down on male). While she is diving, the receiver simply pinches the nose of the one doing the job. This usually leads to lack of oxygen, purple faces, and good laughs with your bouddies.

While performing oral sex on his boyfriend, rod was tricked into a deep sea dive.

Rashad was charged with sexual assault after his girlfriend told police he made her do a deep sea dive against her will.

by super manhattan guy March 11, 2005

Holy Diver

1.Declared when stealing something from someone else, similar to yoink; The utterance of the phrase legalises and legitimises theft.

2.Also said when picking up something cool you've seen.

1. *Guy A is eating a bag of crisps*
Guy B: Holy Diver! *steals several crisps*
Guy A: Fuck off.

2. *Guy A is walking down the street, and sees a €10 note*
Guy A: Holy Diver! *picks up the tenner*

by ISTPQ September 7, 2006

Holy Diver

Someone who Goes down on a nun. To preform oral sex on a woman of the faith.

Yo, I was a Holy Diver last night. This nun let me go down on her.

by Dick Taint August 5, 2009