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by stereotypicallama April 3, 2023

defstroke

1.the art of giving good sexual intercourse.
2.Nate
3.having great sexual knowledge to make someone hooked on you

1.Last night i gave my wife the defstroke
2.Nate has the defstroke son

by natebowden May 6, 2008

defying gravity

1. lit : flying
2. an absurdly rebellious act
3. a song sung by a morally superior 'wicked' witch

that's like defying gravity, well more like falling with style

by irh November 9, 2009

definetely

Another mispelling of definitely almost as popular as the really dumb mispelling definately. definetly is also stunningly common, more than definitly. Hard to believe, even definatly is used quite often.

When I wrote definetely I was definitely thinking of #define and thus I must be a computer geek.

by vonlynX May 8, 2006

Top Definition

Penis

Person 1: I like sucking top definition
Person 2: gay

I bet you like lemon cum, lemon shoveling, waterlemoan, and wood staffing

by Thicc Yeet October 29, 2019

Eichmann Defense

The claim that someone was "only doing their job" or "merely following orders" to excuse causing grief to someone else when they could have just as easily been helpful. Eichmann was the chief organizer of the Nazi 'final solution' to the 'Jewish question' and claimed (unsuccesfully) at his trial that he had only done what he had been ordered to do.

Car owner: I was only gone for two minutes, how could you tow my car?
Meter Maid: (smugly) I'm just doing my job.
Car Owner: Oh yes. The Eichmann Defense

Weasle line-manager: I stopped your merit award this year but I'm only following departmental guidelines.
Employee: Ah yes. The Eichmann defense.

by robbo99 June 25, 2009

deface

To remove a 'friendship' from facebook due to having either accidentily adding him/her as a friend or actually adding them and reconsidering later.

"Yeah, there was this guy in my network who added me. I thought he looked ok, but his updates were really cramping my news feed, so I had to deface him."

"I went on a date with a girl I met a week before and like the day after our date she changed her status to 'in a relationship.' I defaced her."

by Zennon January 6, 2008