deez nuts

something your mom sucked on last night

Someone: Dude, have you met deez?
Another person: No, who's that?
Someone: DEEZ NUTS!

by anonymous August 7, 2022

deez huevos

Translation to "deez eggs" in English. Slang for "deez nuts".

"Hey man, what did you get from the store?"

"I got some cheese, bacon, and deez huevos."

by getpornedon January 1, 2022

Deez Nuts

The most holy and divine word known to man. If someone doesn't agree they probably have a small dick and a large ego and you should be instantly repulsed by their presence.

Guy 1: DEEZ NUTS!!!
Guy 2: bruh cringe
Guy1: *beats Guy 2 to a red pulp via fists*

by JQNNY January 2, 2022

deez

NUTS! ha gottem

Me: Yo I just got Deez for breakfast! MAN I got lucky.
Stupid dude: What's deez?
Me: EAT DEEZ NUTS FOR BREAKFAST! LOL

by Tipicall August 14, 2022

Deez Nuts

A prank pulled on Barack Obama

Girl: Wait
Spider Man: ...
Girl: What is your name?
Spider Man: DEEZ NUTS HA GOTIE HA

by afeuahfsf August 24, 2016

deez

deez nuts

sucon deez nuts

by mem men May 27, 2022

candice deez nuts

An unfunny comment

Johnny: You know candice?
Bill: Who’s candice?
Johnny: Candice deez nuts fit in your mouth
Bill: Shut the fuck up your not funny

by fuckuou November 14, 2022