Pastor Dave

Finishing on a girls head in an action similar to that of a baptism; Blessing her scalp with your seed.

Guy: Hey girl wanna do somethin' freaky? I'm really down to give you a Pastor Dave.
Girl: OMG! Of course I want a Pastor Dave!
Guy: Haha, OK just turn around and let me sprinkle my holy seed on your head.

by Joe and Zack November 8, 2018

DISCO DAVE

A peadophile in the local area who likes young girls.

Disco Dave: ‘Do you want to meet me up queenzy for a quickie?’

by XxLilyGibson October 12, 2020

Dave Dunn

the perfect guy:
-nice
-hilarious
-sweet
-good financially
-dresses well
-chiseled features
-caring
-has a mustang (;
-can rap
-deep voice (sounds like Andy Biersack)

"Dave Dunn is sexy."

by Masakre January 2, 2012

Dave Chapelle

A heavily overrated comedian who, while he is at times hilarious, like everyone says he is, has some gags which are pathetic and stupid beyond being funny at all (such as the "World Series of Dice," which is only funny to people with IQs in the negatives). People who say he is the greatest comedian of all time (many people I know have) are wrong for a fact.

Dave Chapelle is the most overrated comedian of all time.

by Supergeek April 9, 2008

Dancing Dave

Sex God and general genius on all matters especially football. Scourge of bitter blues.

Kenny Dalglish is my hero.

by Dancing Dave January 26, 2005

big dave

A big blue cartoon mammoth that is related to the archaeology class of HRSFC 2003-2005

"look its big dave!"

by Jack Hiscock February 1, 2005

Pull a Dave

To skip a swole session with your bros to engage in a less manly activity such as house sitting

Hey man, are you going to the gym tomorrow?
Nah dude, I think I'm going to pull a Dave instead

by Davey K-notts June 22, 2016