"Hey dude, would you date the hottest gay guy ever, or Dan's girlfriend?"
"Well, Dan's Girlfriend is the universe, so I'd be dating both regardless."
"Well, Dan's Girlfriend is the universe, so I'd be dating both regardless."
by Tigh November 1, 2017
Get the dan's girlfriendmug. by notmgsastudent October 6, 2021
Get the Dan Dalymug. professional pipe cleaner and pipe layer. Father of 4(all that’s known so far). He was born into poverty and struggled as a young boy. He was beaten as a kid and decided to take all his anger out on his sons Ethan’s cock. Ethan’s shaft just kept getting more girth and kept getting more Continental drift . He struck every day with people bullying him for his super wide cock.
by Ethan Hurst (Dans Son) December 6, 2021
Get the Dan Hurstmug. by AJP222 November 19, 2019
Get the Old Danmug. by Henry Dubois The Fourth May 4, 2018
Get the Dirty Danmug. by GIYOUNGYI February 7, 2022
Get the Dan Cavasinmug. A variant on the Johnny Holmes crossover. While nailing a chick from behind, instead of grabbing the chicks arse, the guy grabs his elbows and raises his arms above his head. He then does the look away to the nonexistent camera in the corner of the room.
by Surfguy September 13, 2020
Get the Dirty danmug.