Cult

A group of people who believe in something or someone. It can be good, bad, but usually, cults are weird. They celebrate in questionable ways.

Jones: Wow that was a fun party!
Oli: Party?
Jones: We celebrated by going to church, spitting in our hats and dancing on 1 leg!!
Oli: Isn't that some.. cult?
Jones: Uh oh..

by _xxUrban_Writerxx_ October 21, 2020

Cult

A group of homeless people.

Oh, look, that cult of homeless people is flicking shit at shop windows.

by Belac_ November 20, 2018

Cult

Band. Once you join, your life is forever changed, and there is no going back.

Person 1: What's a cult?
Drum Major: Band
Person 1: What?
Drum Major: Let me show you *dramatically opens band room door*
Band: *Standing in a circle around a Flute and a Trumpet cutting a color guard's heart out with a drum stick*
Person 1: *shit their pants*

by Clumzy Hooman October 23, 2019

cult

Jake paul’s fan base

“omg I’m such a jake pauler!”

jesus christ she’s in a cult

by Cheeseiskindagross February 17, 2020

Cult

A slow or dumb person

Jimmy acts like a cult some times.

by Idiots.queze December 16, 2019

Cult

The word that edgey emo teens use to describe their club. In reality the club is just talking about anime.

Chad: wanna join my cult
Lizzy: what do you do
Chad: stuff
*at the "cult"*
Chad: David have you seen the new Naruto episode
David: yeah it was so good
Lizzy: wtf am I doing here

by Gaylord_xxx June 19, 2020

Cults

Hey, I haven't taken money from anybody. It's not my fans who should be paying me. It's these corporate benefactors who are reaping the benefits of my vast and incalculable intellect who should be paying me.

Hym "And if people are using this to start cults then your silence regarding their relationship to me is what allows them to do what they are doing. If you know who I am, and you know they're related to me.... The you are complicit in the defrauding of those people. Lives destroyed. People accruing 'unearned status.' All because of YOU. Your fault. You don't have a right to bitch about what they're doing becuase YOU could stop them TODAY. But you won't. Because a guy who said a thing you don't like for people to be allowed to say would gain materially... Oh wait... A guy is already doing that.... You all hate him and people are on video on YouTube calling for him to get raped in prison. We don't even know that he's GUILTY yet. He PROBABLY ISN'T! Ha! You guys are terrible. If I knew that was happening I would say something and put an end to it. All of this just so you all can be a bunch smug, self-righteous hippies."

by Hym Iam December 13, 2023