A crusty pussy has many meanings, most commonly it is a term for someone who is petty and jealous of things one cannot posses.
by Myrtletheeducatedturtle May 15, 2017
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When you take a peice of bread, you smother that bitch in strawberry jam (preferably Shmukers), u gently rubadubdub tht shit all ova your obese neighbor while they are watchin "Earnest goes to school". the following morning at percisly 8:47 am you will take your pre-rinced kitten to the gynocolgists, on the way home you stop by ol crusty philips bar and grill on interstate 7, to buy some wicked shmackles to bring home. when arriving home you find your obese neighbor and give em the ol rank spank before their mother comes home because she is still at night school. you then take the shmakles, tighten them around your elbows and hook the other end to a nitrogen tank. more expirenced users may use iteams like the optional ice cubes or waterbuffalo
by SnacPakboy69 April 25, 2012
Get the Crusty Eisenhower mug.When you put one or more fingers up a girls pussy which is dry and crusty, and hook your finger resembling a fishhook and take it out and put the crusty shit in your mouth
Before i fucked her i gave her a Crusty Fishhook and i almost threw up when i put my finger in my mouth!
by Yankit101 June 23, 2009
Get the Crusty Fishhook mug.Look at all those fucking crustys on the news givin out about nothin. Fucking tree huggers I wish theyd all piss off.
by womoma April 15, 2005
Get the crusty mug.a female that you would never want to have sex with or have any type of sexual interactions with... The type of girl that its not even okay to hook up when you are wasted.
Ewww, that bitch is so crusty.
by mr.mjcyee September 12, 2010
Get the Crusty mug.A crusty po is when you creampie a girl and wait for it to dry then start fucking then again. No one does a better crusty po than owen
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