by pooter-face snatch-queen May 14, 2003
Another name for "camel Toe" When a females pants are too tight causing her pussy lips to show right through, resembling a camels toe.
Jim: Yo, Sara's got mad camel crotch today! Looks like she buy them pants in the 80's!
Yaw: I know her pootie looks edible!
Yaw: I know her pootie looks edible!
by Moonie October 25, 2003
When a male proceeds to show his love and affection for a females body through an erectile penis and or popping a chub.
by Anthony P (stud muffin) Baker June 30, 2010
A fellow male who is concerned with the safety of his buddy's scrotum.
Remind your buddy publicly that he is your "crotch buddy." Remind him in front of girls.
Remind your buddy publicly that he is your "crotch buddy." Remind him in front of girls.
by flying10 November 20, 2007
A brand of music that is marked by the mental image of, as you listen and close your eyes, you can see the lead singer clutching his crotch through a pair of shiny leather pants to make his voice sound more like he is oraly farting than singing. Other signs: guitarists who frequent the pelvic thrust and power stance, drummers who play enormous drum sets and spin their sticks while playing
"Dude, have you heard the new albums from Nickelback and Creed?"
"Uh, no, I would rather pour bleach in my eyes than listen to crotch rock."
"Uh, no, I would rather pour bleach in my eyes than listen to crotch rock."
by poop geyser January 16, 2009
A sport where you go and rub your butts against or "surf" random crotches, on a crowded bus or train. This is a variation of crotch catching, but for people who are shy to use their hands or for people with big asses which makes not playing crotch surfing impossible.
Brenda upon entering the subway: "Hey ya'll. Surfs up! Time to surf some crotches"
Shaniqua: "Because of my gigantic ass, I'm crotch surfing even when I'm not playing. I can ride 6-7 waves at a time. What can I say, I'm a pro."
Eric: "Guys, I severed my hands playing crotch catching. Now I can only crotch surf"
Shaniqua: "Because of my gigantic ass, I'm crotch surfing even when I'm not playing. I can ride 6-7 waves at a time. What can I say, I'm a pro."
Eric: "Guys, I severed my hands playing crotch catching. Now I can only crotch surf"
by crotchsurfer August 15, 2010
noun - the effect a hard-on has in loose pants; A tent shaped protrusion held up by one's member. These usually occur at the most inappropriate times possible
I can't believe i pitched a crotch tent during his mom's funeral!" "Yeah dude, that's why i always wear a cup when i'm in slacks
by Brobacca May 15, 2011