Cooper

A real one, hardworking, sexy as fuhh, athletic, smart, great hair, good kisser, and knows how to hook a man up with a lady ;)

Cooper is so awesome, too bad he hooked me up with his friend

by DaddyDee12 March 1, 2020

Cooper

Cooper is a gecko that lives inside you walls

Cooper is in the walls

by Steve the holy April 14, 2023

Jack Cooper

The pilot from Titanfall 2 who probably has wet dreams about his Titan BT-7274

Rifleman 1: I heard Jack Cooper got a promotion. He's now a pilot.

Rifleman 2: I heard he has wet dreams about his Titan

by atp engineer March 13, 2025

Cooper

I tall dude with blue eyes. Usually into sports. Can be spelled Cooper or Couper and can be a bit of a jerk. Every now and again he can have a twin, and Coopers better watch their steps. Coopers are also real good around people like Giannas. If your a Cooper be kind. Coopers can also be extremely funny though.

I my god, did Cooper just yell at her again!
Cooper is so funny, but jeez he's so mean....

by randompanda76 November 8, 2021

Justin cooper

A pure gentleman!! Someone who you would love to meet!!! Someone your parents would beg you to keep around!!! And someone very hard to forget!! If you get the chance to meet one, don't let them leave without letting them know how important their life is!!

Yo Justin cooper is in town, so you know we are gonna have a great time!!!

by KittyCait69 August 28, 2022

Cooper Starbucks

A boy with a very little pepperoni pizza in his pants. Who likes to play the mouth fiddle. Dittle little. Smear in his pants.

Hey Cooper Starbucks, want to go to Starbucks? And get a coffee?

Cooper; ya can I get some ch ch ch ch ch ch
Starbucks Employee; fucking spit it out shit head

by BigZinmypants July 13, 2022

Curse of Gallus Cooper

The official title given to an undiagnosed medical condition suffered only by myself, the organ grinder of the Alice Cooper tribute band Gallus Cooper. It gets it's name from the initial onset of the illness, which came the day after my first ever rehearsal with the band. The condition has never improved since then and has only gotten progressively worse. After over 9000 blood sugar tests, 599 neurological examinations, 6 quadrillion medical questions asked and half of an MRI scan, doctors have remained stumped by such a puzzling medical case for centuries. The World Health Organisation have officially declaired it to be the biggest medical history the world has ever seen. Doctors say that there is no cure for the mystery condition, but certain practitioners may suggest that garlic cloves and an exorcism could prove to be an effective treatment.

Bandmate: "How long have you been ill?" Me: "Since my first rehearsal with you guys." Bandmate: "Holy shit, it's the Curse of Gallus Cooper!"

by Sean Of The Ded November 24, 2021