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cookie monster 

Beloved Hungarian born Sesame Street regular, who fled Budapest after the 1956 Soviet Invasion. He emmigrated to Zaire (now The Democratic Republic of Congo), and taught languages to the Luba tribe, including English.

He was hired in 1967 to teach the letters of the alphabet on a PBS pilot "Sesame Street" and continued to commute between Sesame Street to his classroom in Zaire, when scheduling permitted. Houston Rocket Great Dikembe Mutombo was a former English student of his, and they often dine together in New York.

With the overwhelming fame that came from the success of "Sesame Street", Monster drew attention to issues near and dear to himself. He demonstrated outside the Soviet Embassy following the invasion of Czechoslovakia, and was a constant presence on Television round table discussions during the Polish Solidarity movement of the early 80s He is also an outspoken advocate for Diabetes research (having been diagnosed in 1962).

When the wall fell, the Cookie Monster was finally reunited with his wife Ildiko and his now grown two sons. His daughter died of mad cow disease in 1975, having never seen him again since his flight from Budapest. Hungarian television blocked access to public television, and denounced Cookie Monster as a traitor and a thief. Ildiko died in 1992 during a grease fire in her new home in Paris.

He currently lives in Monaco with his new wife Prairie Dawn and their three children. He serves as a special ambassador to the UN Human Rights committee, and is also acting as special liaison in the current Israeli-Palestinian peace talks.
The Cookie Monster is subject to seizures and violent outbursts, which have taken a toll on his furry blue intestinal tract.
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Ass Cookie  

Small shit-soiled pieces of toilet paper that become tangled in ass hair.
"I've got a nest of Ass Cookie Susan, so before you toss the salad let me go shower"
Ass Cookie by Nate_Ona February 22, 2007
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cookie cunt 

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poop chute cookie mouth 

poop chute cookie mouth is what a male or female will have after they have sucked your cack which has been in their poopy bum.... around their mouth resembles that of someone who has just eaten Oreo cookies.
looks like someone has been into the cookie jar..... although judging by your breath I'd say you may have a case of poop chute cookie mouth.
poop chute cookie mouth by R.Y.E. January 12, 2009

Hero Cookie 

Phrase used as sarcastic praise for someone who is bragging about some insignificant act.
You cleaned up your own mess by yourself? Wow Give that man a hero cookie!
Hero Cookie by A. McNamara July 9, 2007

cooking on gas 

when everythig is going well and nothing is going wrong
'o yes 6-0 we are cooking on gas'
cooking on gas by ashfin91 April 14, 2006

Pressure Cooker 

The most common nickname for the Donald W. Reynolds Razorback Stadium, located at the University of Arkansas in Fayetteville. The term was created around the beginning of the 2011 football season, when Arkansas began to "put on the pressure" and "cook" the opposition.
"Turn on the Pressure Cooker, chop up some onions and throw in the taters; we're having tiger tonight, boys!"

"Goddamn this is some good aggie.

Of course! Only the best meats are prepared in the Pressure Cooker."
Pressure Cooker by Tusk Luver November 21, 2011