readme 10 for all coffee

Over and out! (as in using walkie-talkies)

This phone is driving me crazy already your mother has accomplished permission to drive me crazy I am talking to a computer generated voice who has hard time listening to the synodic's phenolics of my voice I will shoot this Tank before it's allover do you understand readme 10 for all coffee

by le9fagarmyyy December 27, 2012

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When YouTubers film at 3am

OMG ITS 3 AM OMG OMG OMG WHERE'D THAT CUP OF COFFE COME FROM OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!!1!11!!1one!!1!!

by bald freddie mercury January 7, 2022

ghetto coffee

Crack, meth, or cocaine

I need to cram for a test, I better get some ghetto coffee.

by Jon Rose May 9, 2006

coffee enema

Getting a case of the major shits after drinking mass amounts of coffee.

Dude, if you keep drinkin like that you're gonna give yourself a coffee enema

by coffeeboy May 17, 2005

coffee face

That ugly ass face people have in the morning before they drink their coffee.

Concerned husband: Honey you look awful. Are you coming down with something?

Wife: No, it's just my coffee face. Brew some shit.

by 2014_chiguy May 13, 2013

CoffTea

CoffTea represents one of the many errors in the seemingly simple task of preparing instant coffee. It takes the form of luke warm, grey-brown liquid, and on tasting, could be either tea or coffee. It's impossible to tell. Even complex chemical analysis performed by very clever people wearing lab coats would throw up a blank on cofftea.

My grandmother made me a delicious cup of cofftea.

by Bluetongue April 16, 2010

coffin rocker

(noun)- necrophiliac, a corpse fucker

" Don't you give me that tone, you filthy little coffin rocker. For the last time, stay out of the graveyard."

by Bess Dreary June 26, 2006