clown patrol

The collective act of more than one idiot/moron.

That clown patrol couldn't have gotten that simple task done if they tried a thousand times.

by Bo Regard May 24, 2010

Down To Clown

When a person is willing to engage in promiscuous and/or after hours activities with you.

“Did you say hey to Sara while you were at the bar?” “Yeah we hung out all night and she was all over, she’s totally down to clown.”

by McDoogle February 15, 2018

ouchy the clown

1. an evil clown who has his own website
2. dominatrix clown
3. prolific in humiliation
4. well versed in straight razor shaving - male and female
5. DJ
6. legitimate meeting mediator

I can't believe that ouchytheclown.com is a real dude on a real website. That is some sick shit.

by Bud E Love May 9, 2003

clown that shit

verb (with object):
While having vaginal sex, placing one's testicles into the woman's stretched anus.

Nigga trips when I clown that shit on his ho's asshole.

by Clementine Tree February 2, 2007

slap this clown

to leave a party and/or establishment

"Yo this party is lame, let's slap this clown!"

by Anna6457839685 June 1, 2005

crusty clown

a crusty clown is similar to a dirty sanchez but instead of just a mustache you put a poop ring all around the mouth and on the nose, to look like a clown

BAAAAMMM!! I just gave that bitch a crusty clown and now she's scaring the kids.

by Squirrel Nipps December 12, 2004

Clowned to Death

Verbal Murder; when a targeted individual (usually the bitch of a group) FREAKS OUT after receiving a facial of insulting jokes from friends. Usually performed by 2 or more roasters, although solo work can be done by the skilled.

After making fun of him about his vagina, he cussed us out in front of a 5 year old boy and his mother. Its official, he was CLOWNED TO DEATH.

by houSTONER January 7, 2010