Carl-Jo

The most handsome and sexy guy to ever do it. He also has a very big dick.

Juan ”Isn’t that Carl-Jo?”
John: “Yep, definitely is!”

by The greatest ever June 19, 2021

Cotton mouthed Carl

When a stoner won't stop complaining about having cotton mouth after smoking.

"Man shut the fuck up about your cotton mouth"

"But it's like someone shoved cotton balls in my mouth"

"Don't be such a Cotton mouthed Carl"

by Spootybeaver113 November 2, 2012

Carl-Woodwarding

Fearing men with foreskins due to their awesomeness.

He's totally Carl-Woodwarding that guy.

by Qc1 September 7, 2013

clean carl

The act of putting butter in a tube sock and beating someone in the face senselessly

Rick comes home with a hooker, so Nicole puts some butter in a sock and beats him in the face with it, thus performing the clean carl

by Mr. Astely August 14, 2011

Carl Gooderham

A slack-jawed yellow belly arse-hole, loves to believe that he has any sexual attraction to anything, he rebels in his own arrogance and cellulose levels, the best way to describe this complete and utter arse-hole is to listen to a song by Gunther, ding ding dong, then re-read the paragraph and think of an image of this complete twat. P.S. looks like McLovin.

Guy 1: Wow that guy was such an arse-hole to you
Guy 2: well i guess you could say he was a carl
Guy 1: what a twat
Guy 2: Gooderham for sure!
Guy 1: Summed up, Carl Gooderham

by The handsome spanner October 27, 2011

Carl

Some kid, who doesn’t shower every hour, he doesn’t wear boxers, and you can smell a horrible stench from a mile away.

John: The fuck is that smell?
Chase: You talking about Carl?
John: I think. I can smell him from a mile away.

by Aka.sideways94 November 22, 2021

Carl

The ULTIMATE Capper. He’s not someone you want to associate with. He never listens, is more stubborn than the most stubborn person you know.

He makes the worst plays in any game he plays, and above all, he is 100% convinced he’s good at everything he does. That’s why he’s the ULTIMATE CAPPER.

Damn, that haircut Carl gave me? I swear I lost braincells.

by FullyKitted November 22, 2021