A slack-jawed yellow belly arse-hole, loves to believe that he has any sexual attraction to anything, he rebels in his own arrogance and cellulose levels, the best way to describe this complete and utter arse-hole is to listen to a song by Gunther, ding ding dong, then re-read the paragraph and think of an image of this complete twat. P.S. looks like McLovin.
Guy 1: Wow that guy was such an arse-hole to you
Guy 2: well i guess you could say he was a carl
Guy 1: what a twat
Guy 2: Gooderham for sure!
Guy 1: Summed up, Carl Gooderham
Guy 2: well i guess you could say he was a carl
Guy 1: what a twat
Guy 2: Gooderham for sure!
Guy 1: Summed up, Carl Gooderham
by The handsome spanner October 27, 2011
Get the Carl Gooderhammug. by jerjawzplayz December 14, 2023
Get the carlmug. Violent eruption of liquid poop on the sternum of your tied up BDSM sexual partner while in the middle of telling them a story.
"Hey, I know we are in the middle of un-sanitary genital interaction while you are handcuffed to the bed. But I want you to meet Volcanic Carl. (loud but noise)"
by KingStoola February 5, 2023
Get the Volcanic Carlmug. the carl is cool
by HAltefanden May 30, 2022
Get the Carlmug. One of the most handsome and most genuine guys you will meet he is about 170 cm and is in to sport and loves and cares about his mates and the people around him. He is one of the most luckiest people that you could meet.
That’s my best mate Carled !!!
by Johnson Ibrahim June 22, 2019
Get the Carledmug. Carl Dave is the name of the fucking sexiest man you ever know if you got him don't leave em. fuck em
by CDMJ June 8, 2021
Get the Carl Davemug. A man often mistaken for being German due to his extremely small penis and bad sense of fashion. Carl is usually underestimated for his extreme power and strength however can also become cocky. A gill is normally found on the top of his ear making Carl a half fish and due to his 5 showers a day it really shows he loves water. Although Carl can seem like an alright guy he is also a child beater. Everytime he hears a young boy is misbehaving he will threaten to drag there face along a brick wall whilst yelling at them for being scum. His personality can be dry at times however it's usually because no one wants to here about his day at work and how dusty he is.
"Hey Carl do you want to play football ?"
Carl: "sorry I just need a 5 minute sit down as I'm all dusty"
Carl: "sorry I just need a 5 minute sit down as I'm all dusty"
by Fishboy2174 June 30, 2019
Get the Carlmug.