Fabio Capello

1. An Italian football (soccer) manager which the England National Football Team hired to manage/coach the squad.

2. Can't speak English. At all. Max 100 words.

3. No player is willing to purchase Rosetta Stone for him.

4. When he is done incoherently rambling, Frank Lampard usually takes the squad out and tries his best to coach them. Then they go out for beer and leave Rooney behind because nobody likes Rooney.

Fabio Capello: Ehhhh........ Ehhhhhh.......... you Ehhhh.......... you kick de ehhhh.... Ball? Ehh.......... into .......Goal.

Frank Lampard: Alright, none of us understood what he said, so I'll try me best to manage the squad. Uhh.. let's scrimmage, play a 3-4-3 with this group and ehh.. 4-3-3 over here. Go.

John Terry: Or..... we could go to the pub grab some beers heh lads?

Lampsy: Sounds good to me.

Wayne Rooney: Can I come, lads?

Lampsy & JT: No. Nobody cares for you.

Wayne: *goes to cry in corner*

by RetroGamesAreBetter November 14, 2011

camelhump

The bulge of a man's cock and balls.

dude that guy totally has a camelhump with those leather pants on. i bet he stuffs.

by thetokemaster420 January 21, 2010

cabello

The kind of hair that grows in between your toes that you have to use tweezers to pull out.

There is this really long cabello that has been growing in my moms foot.

by DragonFeet January 2, 2020

Caelen

An absolute legend, who is the sexiest person you will ever meet. Just think of Will Smith at his prime, and that is what a Caelen will look like ( but more good looking).

You are so sexy, you are a Caelen!

by Jermaine Jeff March 18, 2021

Rusty Camel

A sexual act in which an ugly red headed person gives you oral pleasure and spits the ejaculatory fluid back onto you.

Johanna got so wasted last night and Rusty Cameled Drew

by Adam "Sneak Attack" Selby October 29, 2008

Sexual Camel

Someone who can go long periods without sex, just as a Camel goes many days without water.

My boy Darrius is a sexual camel yo!

by Yrrej March 15, 2015

heavy camel

fat camel is a girl who usually wear bin bag coats from new look and adidas leggings with 110s they will also get their fat mates to scream at you at any chance they can get

erf look at that heavy camel

by jxckc65 July 29, 2022