Martis Camp is the most expensive and exclusive gated club in Northern CA. It is located in Tahoe, and boasts a private ski lift, four clubhouses, a beach club, and two golf courses. Houses are required to be at least 3,500 square feet, because who on earth could fathom living in a home smaller than that. Martis Camp is home to yoga pant moms, and bald tech dads. Everyone drives either a Tesla, Porsche, or Range Rover. If you want to mingle with the elites, you need to pay up. To get into Martis Camp, you need to own a house, and pay club dues. The cheapest house you can buy is 3 Million dollars. This is truly one of the most privileged and over the top places in the world.
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