cresant child

It is a term used when a individual that is under the age of 16 is smelly or stinky a lot of the time

Example- “you are a cresant child”

by Vintagehienzbeans January 9, 2020

Child Crush

When an adult has a strong fondness or admiration for a child they know but aren't related to, like a daughter's friend. Analogous to a boy crush or a girl crush, it isn't necessarily romantic or sexual in any way.

A part of me really wanted to get to know this child better but I was certain that people would assume a child crush meant more than it really does.

by ApricotFields June 15, 2020

Fortnite child

a very annoying child that repeatedly screams while you are trying to play Minecraft with the boys

me: hey guys
fortnite child: Oh My GoD I FrEaKiNg DieD
me: is he having a stroke?

by A320-214 July 1, 2020

child Frankenstein

A small child,especially a toddler or preschooler,whose pastime is crazy fantasies and games of make believe,hence the term. Such little ones may seem like parodies of the mad scientist by the name.

3-year-old Patrick is quite the child Frankenstein, the way he likes to pretend he's the creator and master of the capital H invention. Sometimes he really goes too far in his fantasies; in fact,this child Frankenstein even claims he wants to be a mad scientist when he grows up.

by JMC70 October 7, 2017

Child Adult

Someone who is technically an adult but feels like they are a child still. Most common amongst recent college graduates.

Man 1: I'm such a Child Adult

Man 2: What's a Child Adult?
Man 1: I'm technically an adult...but feel like I should be in high school.

Man 2: I feel that

by iamaperson123456789 June 11, 2017

statistic child

A kid whose sole purpose in life is to be a statistic.
Mostly kids with mental health problems, or diseases.
These kids are usually not loved by their family.

Todd is a suicidal transguy. He's already a statistic child, since nobody really loves him... hopefully he'll overcome that.

by Tim Smokes March 16, 2018

child's-eye

The viewpoint that the world is seen as a pure place. The belief that sex is unnatural and evil, swearing is evil, or anything not nice to a child is evil. However, sex is a natural and beautiful process spreading life, and swearing is normal and used daily without consequence. Basically someone with a Child's-Eye is just someone who's a real pussy.

I heard that guy named Steven's got a Child's-Eye. He backs out of every conversation if we swear or talk about something slightly dirty.

by Hotdog Squash February 7, 2018