Canadian speedball

Smoking weed while drinking coffee. Typically done in the morning, either at home or driving to work while stopping at Tim Hortons. Similar to an actual speedball, but instead of cocaine, its coffee and instead of heroin, its weed.

A Canadian speedball is when you smoke weed while drinking coffee.

by LOLSushii February 7, 2021

Canadian Dodgeball

Free for all dodgeball / teamless dodgeball

Tim- "Wanna play some Canadian Dodgeball later?"
John- "Grow up, Tim"

by gdfhdfghdfghdfgh January 20, 2021

Blind Canadian

When you put your dick in a glory hole and it’s just a bottle of maple syrup on the other side.

To take his mind off the great evil roaming the land, Kevin decided to treat himself to a blind Canadian.

by Ignacioa33 November 14, 2018

Canadian dildo

A hockey stick where either end is used as a dildo.

She keeps her hockey stick to use it as a canadian dildo.

by canadiangodofdildo August 30, 2013

Canadian Windpipe

When in Canada, your best pal pees in your mouth, and it will eventually turn into a Canadian Windpipe due to it freezing in your mouth.

"Ay, can you please give me a Canadian Windpipe? My throat is parched." - Dr. Hoffman

by Maggie V Raps June 13, 2019

Canadian Aloha

To take someone into the woods for the express purpose of sodomy. Can mean 'hello' or 'goodbye'.

Although a relatively young organization at the time, by the mid-1930's, The Boy Scouts of America had perfected the Canadian Aloha, with some help from the Catholic Church.

by Birdiebrain420 April 15, 2020

Canadian kira

A Canadian Kira is a amazing friend yet bullies you BUT very easy to get along with BUT DONT BE FOOLED you may call them a whore then end up liking them alot ong ong

Yo buckaroo I got w a Canadian Kira so huge W

by Mortal kito January 27, 2023