Peanut Butter Poopwich

When a friend/ex friend takes a shit in your penut butter. They then sir it up, and leave it alone until you decided to eat a peanut butter and jelly sandwitch.

Ron: God.. this sandwich tastes your nipples baby.. rawr
Wife: Dammit Ron, i gave you a Peanut Butter Poopwich
Ron: I didn't eat the crust do you want that back

by MikeMeASandwitch October 13, 2009

Dungeon Butter

The sticky sweat a man gets that makes his scrotum stick to his inner thigh

After working out at the gym i have accumulated a large amount of dungeon butter on my nuts.

by jaided November 14, 2010

butter puddle

The lower valley of a women's back. Preferably below a tramp stamp.

Jane didn't want a facial so I put it in her butter puddle

by brewdrewzoo September 27, 2013

butter someone up

to flatter someone, so as to gain a favor from.

butter someone up, get the high rank.

by q_rtlsh November 27, 2013

Butter Thumb

A flaccid, shriveled, post-coitus, penis and is still moist and shiny from the amalgam of sexual juices.

After Roger tapped his girlfriend during a lunch time quickie. Sonja went to the bathroom to wash up and grab a doddle rag to come back and wipe off Roger's Butter Thumb.

by Eaton Holgoode May 19, 2015

Booty Butter

A salted or unsalted stick of butter used to lube the asshole of an unsuspecting person, before anal penetration.

When Jimmy woke up this morning he was startled to find a disfigured stick of "Booty Butter" next to his bed. He could only cry, for he knew what had happened the night before.

by LemonadeRain January 13, 2017

peanut butter baby

A baby covered in peanut butter

Wow that peanut butter baby is the best thing I've ever seen

by Gini pig July 15, 2017