man breakfast 

The ultimate male culinary delight.

The man breakfast (TM) must contain all of the following.

Bacon
Sausage
Egg
Mushroom
Black Pudding
Hash Browns
Beans
Tomato
Toast/Fried Bread

Extra such as ketchup, brown sauce, salt and pepper are essential.

The man breakfast is the only way to defeat a hangover, which is God's way of telling you that you had a good night.

Hey! You left the mushrooms off this man breakfast!

Oi! There's chips on my man breakfast - take it away!

man breakfast by Jamie Douglas December 19, 2006

Farmer's breakfast 

A shit and a glass of water

Don't worry, love. I've got t' milk cows. I'll just have a farmer's breakfast.

Farmer's breakfast by Ed Rivers November 17, 2005

Belarusian Breakfast 

A Belarusian Breakfast is a form of sexual intimacy shared between two people. It is the act of cracking an egg on your partners stomach and letting it slide down to the vagina and or penis and licking it clean.

"Dude my girlfriend made me do a Belarusian Breakfast on her" "That's sick man"

Belarusian Breakfast by CallmeMrLemon December 1, 2011

beer breakfast 

Beer breakfast is related to a common morning ritual of single males known as dreakfast, the consuming of leftovers from last night's dinner for breakfast. Beer is often a part of this meal. Women tend to find it repulsive.

While you make the pancakes and get out the brew for beer breakfast, I'm going to snack on cold pizza from last night's party for dreakfast.

beer breakfast by Led Zeppole November 2, 2003

Two-Egg Breakfast 

When the female (or male if that's your deal)is sleeping, you carefully crouch over their face. Simply lower your balls on to ( or into) their sleeping mouth. When they wake up, You shout, "BREAKFAST"

My girlfriend was snoring, so I gave her the old Two-Egg Breakfast.





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Two-Egg Breakfast by greenradioactive March 2, 2009

portugeuse breakfast 

the act of putting any type of cooked eggs and bacon into a womans ass then eating it out.

Teddy was hungry this morning so he gave his girl friend a portugeuse breakfast.

portugeuse breakfast by Ed Fremantlemedia August 5, 2007

Corn Dog Breakfast

When you and your buddy pull an all-nighter and celebrate the ending with a corn dog feast, usually followed by corn dog farts.

My friend Woody and I enjoyed a nice Corn Dog Breakfast after a late night playing Call of Duty.

Corn Dog Breakfast by BigMikeTheBrave March 23, 2011