boyfriend material

A male person who has reduced his naturally-given asshole traits to the point where is worthy of being a friend.

Girl 1: OMG I was soo drunk last friday I passed out half naked on Jason's bed and he didn't date rape me! ...I guess
Girl 2: Awww, chivalry still exists, you should date him he is definitively boyfriend material!

by beysusoverjesus May 25, 2014

boyfriend answer

A boyfriend answer usually consists of bullshit, bullshit and more bullshit. The "boyfriend" will try to get in the girls pants and when he does this successfully, will dump her without getting married or making a real committment causing her to feel like waste. he'll also abuse her physically and psychologically similar to a slave and leave her on the side of the road to be hit by passing COWS. After he is through he'll continue in his search for more unsuspecting victims....

boyfriend; do you love me?

girlfriend; of course I feel like I've known you forever......

boyfriend; do want to spend forever with me?

girlfriend; of course my love

the following day; boyfriend answer; fuck it chuck it

by YouSuckkatLife December 18, 2009

minecraft boyfriend

the amazing boy you met on minecraft and talked to them over a voice chat and now youre in love with them but too scared to tell them

i’m in love with my minecraft boyfriend

by DeeAyAitch January 5, 2021

Situational Boyfriend

When you're dating a girl and she only pays attention to you when there aren't better looking guys around.

guy1- "hey, whys your girlfriend spending all her time with that guy?"
guy2- "Because I'm only her situational boyfriend at parties..."
guy1- "wow, what a bitch."

by everyfuckingnameistaken March 17, 2011

Offline boyfriend

Offline boyfriend a boyfriend that’s not online

Offline: your significant other who’s not on the internet

We’re not introducing the offline boyfriends era

by Bunny83 August 21, 2021

boyfriend residue

A cumshot that drys and stays. If gay or not boyfriend residue is for all.

Hey Sally! You have boyfriend residue of your nose

by Dicks out for my dude Harambe December 16, 2016

idiot boyfriend

an idiot boyfriend that texts his girlfriends best friend saying that he would like to fuck her and gang bang his girlfriend

boy: hey do you want to fuck
Friend: i thought you had a girlfriend
boy: i do, thats ok we can gang bang her later
girlfriend: you are such an idiot boyfriend

by shinew January 8, 2012