minecraft boyfriend

the amazing boy you met on minecraft and talked to them over a voice chat and now youre in love with them but too scared to tell them

i’m in love with my minecraft boyfriend

by DeeAyAitch January 5, 2021

Situational Boyfriend

When you're dating a girl and she only pays attention to you when there aren't better looking guys around.

guy1- "hey, whys your girlfriend spending all her time with that guy?"
guy2- "Because I'm only her situational boyfriend at parties..."
guy1- "wow, what a bitch."

by everyfuckingnameistaken March 17, 2011

boyfriend residue

A cumshot that drys and stays. If gay or not boyfriend residue is for all.

Hey Sally! You have boyfriend residue of your nose

by Dicks out for my dude Harambe December 16, 2016

Offline boyfriend

Offline boyfriend a boyfriend that’s not online

Offline: your significant other who’s not on the internet

We’re not introducing the offline boyfriends era

by Bunny83 August 21, 2021

schrodinger's boyfriend

Common false spelling of schrödinger's boyfriend. Which means: He's both your boyfriend and not your boyfriend until the metaphorical box is opened.

Girl: "I have a boyfriend!" - Translation: I have schrodinger's boyfriend, demonstrate to me your high value and I'll like you anyway.

by CHorta13 September 16, 2017

Secret Boyfriend

A boyfriend who just listen to you. Basically emotional support. Someone who you bond with more then your boyfriend. Mostly emotional and physically not always sexually.

I need a Secret Boyfriend my mans never listen to what I say and I feel like I cant cry on his shoulder.

by Goldbubbleku$h October 16, 2019

Amazing Boyfriend

The guy that always puts the biggest smile on your face. The one who makes you laugh so hard you cry. The sweetest guy ever. He doesn’t, lie, doesn’t cheat, and would do anything to make sure you are okay. He understands you and loves you with everything in him.

Example: oh my God Noah is so cute he just showed up to my house with movies and popcorn he is such an amazing boyfriend

by Munchiezx December 11, 2018