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boomer coma

When someone comes home from work or other strenuous activity and dozes off in their chair. The term comes from how older people (mainly middle aged men) fall asleep in their lazy-boys after a hard days of work.
"I came home from work so exhausted that I slipped into a boomer coma"
by macklemurr September 2, 2023
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Boomer

Boomers disease (Bumeris Ignaris) is a condition affecting the Cerebellum.
Symptoms include: Denouncing increasing technological superiority to previous devices, Disregarding the great mental and physical benefits of new technology, The creation of hypocritical cartoons, Animations, Or just simple media (Articles, Etc) And the belief of superiority over newer generations.

According to research, Symptoms usually start to occur between the ages of 47 - 60, And usually the person experiencing these symptoms has contracted Boomers disease at the age of 44 - 54.

Other symptoms and effects have been suggested over the years and are being tested and proven by scientists in the University of Broland, Led by professor S. Rolf.

The Condition is very common among the baby boomer generation (1946 – 1964) And is becoming an increasing problem.
Person 1: The patient has been confirmed to have contracted the condition.
Person 2: Which condition?
Person 1: Boomers Disease
Person 2: God save him
by Chaddus Maximus May 27, 2020
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Baby Bomb Boomers

The group that fucked up the planet and turned the planet into a spirling downhole of shit with their overprilvilaged selves and became selfish because they are the lost generation that had a shitty history and they want to make it up for it by fucking up the Millenials and Generation X and leave the next generation with nothing.
by TrashPrike December 17, 2018
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Boomer Camping

A style of camping that middle aged folk tend to engage in where they buy a caravan or deck out a van with as many of the luxuries and conveniences of modern life as they can such as ovens, comfy beds, TVs, fridges, power banks, etc. They are often found in small groups and park up in secluded areas in the countryside or in caravan parks. Typical boomer camper hobbies include drinking at 3 in the afternoon, watching pirated movies and tv shows with kodi sticks, going on 7 mile dog walks and grilling.
"I hate it when my parents drag me along on their boomer camping trips, it's not even real camping."
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Boomeritis

A disease in which one has a boomer-esque mindset, and there is no cure.
Boomer: Ew, that person died their hair. That is gross.
Person: I think you have Boomeritis
by suburban04 May 6, 2020
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Boomer

An older person that watches TV and does nothing.
by isuckatmakingnames July 23, 2020
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Boomer

by @_soggytampons69_011 December 9, 2019
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