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Boomer

an older person that can't admit or accept that they could ever make a mistake, and typically causes a catastrophe as a result.
I wish my boomer boss would just retire already and stop screwing things up.
by alternate pseudonym July 5, 2024
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Boomer

Fuckin owd bastards thinking they're the most important piece of gammon in the room.
by Aftrmrkt February 5, 2021
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Esoteric boomerism

The set of behaviours and beliefs that boomers gravitate towards when they lose touch with the non-boomer world.
Includes things such as:
- All caps facebook posts and comments that should be private messages
- Hating one's children or considering them to be entitled despite having to compete in a 10x harsher field
- Loving all ideas when said by a talking head on TV, but hating the same ideas when formulated differently (TV says we must fight Iran, but we cannot increase taxes or cut medicare for it)
- Drawings of skeletons riding motorcycles, for some reason
- The Myspace aesthetic, without even knowing what it is

Esoteric boomerism often takes the form of well-meaning advice that turns out to be so retarded it elicits the opposite reaction from its audience
Did you hear that Mike's grandparents charge them for Thanksgiving dinner while expecting them to fly to their mansion in California?
Oh dude, I thought my parents kicking me out of the house at 18 was peak boomerism, but this is esoteric boomerism
by Miss_chievous December 22, 2023
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Boomer

Boomer is your mum and dad (Betas)

So i just saw some Boomer gifs and now i want to die
YOU BITCHY LIL BOOMER STFU (basicly twiter)
by YaBoiSkilful April 10, 2021
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Boomer

"What does boomer mean? "
"OK boomer"
by Kome O November 6, 2019
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Big boomer boy breaden

That kid is is such a big boomer boy breaden
by Jshshxhdhsh November 12, 2019
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Boomer buddies

boomer buddies are big assholes who steal cum socks and penis music. don’t trust them they’ll make you slaves and steal your children.
boomer buddies are retards and fools, but not as foolish as the gay gang 🤢🤢 faguhrts nigga. not very smart and they all have stupid quotes
melon: poop water 😍
burnt: these fools
rat: fun fact- 10 million cum socks get stolen every year
gurgle: jews
by Melongolf March 13, 2020
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