Hair booger

A booger found in the hair; typically found on the heads of elementary age individuals, although there are rare, greasy exceptions to this rule.

Example 1:
Little Christopher: (picks nose and wipes it into hair while sitting in his 3rd grade classroom)
Little Sally: EWWW CHRISTOPHER HAS A HAIR BOOGER!
Class: EWWWWWWWWW!
Little Christopher: (begins crying and picks boogers out of hair and eats them)

Example 2:
Big Christopher: (Sitting at his construction sight, he picks a winner and stashes it in his hair)
Big Sally: (Walks by after years of not seeing him) EW! CHRISTOPHER HAS A HAIR BOOGER!
Everyone on the street: EWWWWWWWWW!
Big Christopher: (begins crying and picks boogers out of hair and eats them)

by Hey Lee! July 27, 2012

Rice Booger

When you're gobbling down rice, choke, cough, and a grain of rice gets blown up through your sinuses and has to be blown out the nose. Can be somewhat uncomfortable and can cause a sinus infection if not removed.

Dude, that fried rice was awesome until I coughed and got a rice booger!

by Captain_G-Force February 26, 2018

Rodeo Booger

When you finger goes round and round trying to get a booger in your nose.

After going more than 8 seconds, I was hoping for a re-pick, to get this rodeo booger out of my nose.

by PanisWrinkle October 28, 2024

booger

josh F

He is a booger
who is?
josh F

by gayest straight guy April 5, 2022

Baby Boogers

When you nut in someone’s nose

Lmao I just gave you a shiesty case of baby boogers

by Cornelius Randy September 29, 2022

Nut booger

When you jack off and orgasm and somehow these little clumps of sperm sometimes appear when your cum is too thick.

Tyler: Man when I came I had tiny pieces of Nut booger all over me
David: Ewwww dude that's disgusting
Tyler: kek

by FartNiggasBeLike September 5, 2018

blue booger of death

a nickname for the blue bottle jellyfish/Portuguese man of war

don't touch that mate, that's the blue booger of death.

by drip_kermit February 2, 2025