Pigs in the blanket

When a woman has a giant clit and labia

Pigs in the blanket

Man, my date last night gave me a pigs in a blanket

by Cyrus324 September 17, 2019

Pigs in blankets

Extra thiccccc woman

They pigs in blankets

by Lowen10 April 12, 2019

Tongue Blanket

A man get a vasectomie leaving a lose flap for a tongue to go there for making a tongue blanket

"Fuck that's so fucking sexy. That's right use that tongue blanket for my chopped tip." (Feel like a guy named Robert would say this)

by PickledDik February 14, 2022

Jank blanket

A blanket used primarily for discreetly hiding your body as you jank the paddle. Usually covered in spunk.

That used to be my favorite quilt from Nana, but you give it to cousin Johnny and it immediately becomes a Jank blanket.

by GlibJester July 28, 2018

Pig in a blanket

When you have sex with a fat woman and keep it on the down low

"Fletcher, did you fuck a pig in a blanket"
"No i didn't fuck Mckenzie"

by peterparkerspedo August 08, 2021

Blanket

Something you have on your bed, or that you use when you’re cold. A blanket keeps you warm or comfortable.

That’s blanket is so soft.

by Average_Water-bottle January 03, 2021

frank blanket

A loin cloth

That caveman is wearing an awesome frank blanket

by Admiral Porksword November 27, 2020