Bitch bites

Small, tiny wussified bites, such as bites of food, whereby the Male failed to take a manly-man sized bite.

Did you try that new ice cream? (after showing her spoonful I took). "Yes, Jessica" She responded: No, those were bitch bites

by PookieJM March 22, 2021

titsy bitsy

Very tiny

Titsy bitsy penis

by Zaeyviroxz May 12, 2021

Wombly Bits

Vernacular phrase for male genitalia

"That guy's girlfriend lopped off his wombly bits."

by B. Blizzard June 24, 2021

sweet bits

Sweet bits: like calling someone beautiful or attractive but in a wannabe hood-man way

“hey wys sweet bits”

by Badgyall October 5, 2021

Dangly bits

How high school teachers refer to cock and balls.

Did you hear how the science teacher said balls? He called it dangly bits.

by B1mb0b00ty January 7, 2022

Reality Bites/Bytes

It's both the fact that the truth hurts/reality bites you in the ass and the fact that reality is but a farcical performance which can be interpreted by many different people to be many different things and the statement is also an allusion to the idea that we live in a simulation which is actually an ancient theory said by many in many different ways predating Rizwan Virk, Nick Bostrom, Hans Moravec, Musk🙄 and even René Descartes and predstes before we were even able to understand what a simulation could be ("A dream within a dream") it becomes a clever allegorical play on words when spoken. Less complicated to interpret when written. A mad decent 90s movie aswell.

Person - "UGH I wish my life was as easy as my Sim's life is. Or as fun as my Persona's characters is. Reality Bites/Bytes!!!"

Person 2 - "Your sim was abducted by aliens, dood. Also I think your baby is on fire. Is that a person trapped in a pool because there is no ladder out?"

Person - "EXACTLY"

by Dr. Frayser April 7, 2022

Itsy bitsy

Itsy burst spider climbed up the water spout. It is not, and I repeat is not incy wincy spider

Itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout

by Georgetmoo May 21, 2022