blue-berry muffin

it's the excuse one uses when asked about the dark bruise on one's lip - a lip hickie - you can also claim that you have accidentally bit a pen and it's actually ink on your lips

Shit,look at that blue-berry muffin on that girls face!
Yo, is that ink on your lips?

by thecreeper August 7, 2006

halle berry girl

a girl that looks like halle berry and loves to feel scotty

she can feel me

by Scotty July 16, 2006

Captain Muff Berries

A person who likes to eat muff berries drenched in cum

I ate captain muff berries for breakfast and they were delicious!!

by Pookiey January 12, 2011

Shit-berry muffins

an expression used to signify stress

Shit-berry muffins! I didn't study for the Bio Final!

by MYSTERY 1234561 June 3, 2010

Jingle Berry

Those annoying snowy clumps of dog fur that cause a dog to sit down and chew her butt have been officially named "Jingle Berries" in honor of their similarities to the ones of Dingle variety

While out sledding, the dog got a huge Jingle Berry and had to sit down to chew it.

by VT dog owner January 2, 2010

Blue Berry Surprise

To sneak up on someone and simultaneously punch them in both eyes with your fists. Then, once they are helpless, cum all over their face.

Jared - "So I was hiding behind the bathroom door when my girlfriend walked in. I decided to sneak up on her and tap that bitch on the shoulder. When she turned around I gave her a blue berry surprise!" Then dumper her and never saw her again."

Hugo - "Nice Dude."

by JaredisAbeast July 24, 2009

Hunkle Berry Fin

Someone that gets sexually aroused from berries.

pat: I'm a Hunkle Berry Fin

by fadssd September 15, 2009