Black Beard

When you go down on someone who has a crazy black bush.

Opptional: Some people make a finger-hook and laugh like a pirate while they do this.

Guy: Yesterday, I did the Black Beard on my girlfriend.
Friend: How was it?
Guy: It felt almost real.

by J-Mez May 26, 2005

bearded dragon

A phenomenon where a man shaves everything but his testicles, turning his penis into a bearded dragon.

I stretched her out with my bearded dragon.

by yoyodada November 5, 2014

Barney's Beard

The Beard of a man named Barney. This beard is amazing to look at, to feel and to have.

I vote for Barney's Beard

by AmyMay January 7, 2008

Beard Chin

Guys who define their 'missing' chins by shaving their beards in such a fashion that it creates a jawline when really their fat gobbler connects their head to their chest as one enormous, blubber-like piece.

Wouldn't even know Fat Frank has a chin anymore if not for his beard chin. It's shaved right above his massive gobbler.

by munyshot December 2, 2013

Weiner Beard

Another name for pubic hair on a male or female with male genatalia

Yo bro just shaved my weiner beard because I got a hot date tonight.

by Jason westfall August 18, 2012

Bearded thug

A man that will hit you over the head and steal your purse.

"Can you describe the person who stole your purse?"

"HE WAS A BEARDED THUG!"

by Mr. Dinges August 22, 2012

beard save

The action of liquid falling out of ur mouth and instead of making a mess on ur shirt/pants it sticks to ur beard preventing the mess.

Dude, I do not have to wash my shirt due to that awesome beard save!

by Perseus and Thor September 14, 2013