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third eye blind

A great band somewhat similar in style to the Goo Goo Dolls and Fuel. An excellent alternative to mainstream rock.
by PW August 8, 2003
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third eye blind

I must say, a truly great band. I saw them live the other day... I didn't normally listen to them live before that, but now I'm a big fan.
My third eye is blind... hmmm...
by Jason Voorhees August 21, 2003
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Five Blind Mice

This is an extremely complex game. Essentially, two teams of five disrobe. Each team must have three girls and two guys to a team. One team lines up and bends over. The other team's male players are blindfolded and put their manitalia in the "holes" of the other team. They move down the line and after they finish inserting their Johnsons in the other teams, they guess which two on the team were the men, based solely on feeling. Then the take their blind folds off and switch with the other team. An arbitrator is standing-by to guide the blindfolded teammates into the other teams "holes." The arbitrator also talies the score and settles disputes.
At the junior-assistant-principal-club, five blind mice is the game we play.
by BlackSnowMan November 22, 2006
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Blind 'em with ass . . .

To leave right then, quickly . . . the only thing they see is your ass - leaving!
If they make me mop tonite, I'm gonna "Blind 'em with ass . . ."
by sunkeyeno.3 July 11, 2011
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The blind Dale Earnhardt

When you have sex with a girl in a car and you pullout, nut on her face, take her clothes then run, leaving her naked.
Yesterday I pulled the blind Dale Earnhardt in the Walmart parking lot, she wasn’t expecting it.
by Andrew Neil November 15, 2018
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shit or go blind

A ficiticious set of options that are normally used to describe the scenario of there being no options available.
Frank: I guess we got caught.
Mike: What are we going to do?
Frank: I do not know whether to shit or go blind.
by word genie February 20, 2005
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Dutch Blind Fold

When the scrotum is stretched over the females eyes (Blind fold with the Ball Bag).

Originated in Australia
"Hey man, I gave this chick a Dutch Blind Fold last night. She dug it the most."
by RyanSmith January 31, 2009
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