Baja blast

Cumming on a girl's face, throwing sand in the cum, while having sex on a beach.

Dude we were fucking on the beach. It was so gritty so I gave her the Baja Blast!

by Lizzard Brizooks July 21, 2009

optic blast

Used to indicate staring; can also use "ill optic"; derived from Cyclops' (of the X-Men) special power

Joe "That cop's been watching us for a while now."

Barry "Oh, yeah he's giving us an optic blast?"

- Or -

Joe "That cop's giving us the ill optic."

by Neo June 15, 2003

dick blast

the act of occupying the blast zone with one's genitals

Ben: "So Nate Dog, I hear you got some last night, hooked up with Elise, huh?"
Dan: "Yeah, give her a little bit of the squid?
Dylan: "Yeah, a little finger blast?"
Pat: "Nah, Nate Dog dick blasted the shit out of her last night."

by P. Ness Licur January 10, 2010

Funk Blast

A particularly potent or powerful ejaculation. Or, a Seattle Mariners home run.

"Yo, I'm gonna Funk Blast this girl in the face so hard it'll leave a dent."

"Ichiro rarely drops Funk Blasts at work, but when he goes home after a long day at the park, you know he's ready to Funk Blast the wife."

by Funk Blaster July 17, 2010

Brain Blast

1. Performing oral sex, or "face fucking" so roughly that when ejaculating semen spews out of both mouth, nose and (never has been confirmed) ears. First originating from Old English, and made more known when Jimmy Neutron coined the term.

2. Ejaculating in the mouth , but then continuing to have vaginal or anal sex. Where as to when finishing in the selected hole, the person getting "Brain Blasted" coughs up the semen left in the mouth the exact time you finish in the ass or vagina.

"Oh boy Sheen, I bet Cindy wants me to Brain Blast her"
Dad : "Catch the game son?"
Son : "No, I was brain blasting the dog."

by Club Penguin Tech Support October 8, 2017

ultra blast

To shit with a force that can damn near obliterate the toilet you're sitting on. Usually the climax of trying to desperately find a place to defecate. Ultra blasts can happen in someone's pants, but then they are called "fucking ultra blasts." This phrase is usually shouted or screamed.

"Fuck this line! I need to ultra blast..."
"I had to leave the stage for an ultra blast."
"FUCK! I just FUCKING ULTRA BLASTED in my FUCKING PANTS! GOD DAMMIT!"

by disnywhite June 23, 2009

biza blast

danny takes ur girl down to east bottom, punches her in the jaw knocking her out, and procedes to fuck her. this is similar to the sticky pharaoh

yo i cant believe that kid biza blasted crystal diaz!

by bizaaa October 28, 2009