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vampire biscuit

The large breast of a Gothic girl.
"Holy shit, look at the Vampire Biscuits on that girl"
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arse biscuit

An arse biscuit is usually an insult, it basically translates as your the piece of shit, hanging from someones arse hair, thats gone crusty like a biscuit! Usually a word to insult a man, as women dont tend to get arse hair!
Your a fuckin arse bisuit
by Bobina July 18, 2005
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feel like a biscuit

To realize that you are wrong, stupid, or otherwise moronic. Often used in a rhetorical question.
1. Dang, now don't you feel like a biscuit?
2. See, 'feel like a biscuit' is a phrase. Now I bet you feel like a biscuit, Julia.
by Plus August 31, 2008
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home skillet biscuit

Slang for "my friend", "my chum", "my buddy", "my pal", "my pallyallyoo".
"YO! It's nice to see you again, my home skillet biscuit! Fo shizzle dizzle!"
by Mirvan September 15, 2005
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digestive biscuit

A rugby/boarding school game. All male participants gather round a digestive biscuit and masturbate. The loser is the one who cums last. His forfeit being to eat the said biscuit. Also known as soggy biscuit.
Posh Kid #1, "Hey, Rupert, fancy one of our spiffing games tonight?"
Posh Kid #2, "Rather Percival! How about a game of digestive biscuit?"
Posh Kid #3, "Excellent! There's no way I can possibly lose four times in a row!"
by The Strut September 29, 2004
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Fag Biscuit

A person who wimps out of doing a manly activity.
by StevieRudes August 23, 2011
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it's no biscuit

No problem, that could be a problem, that will take some time
it's no biscuit, (that shouldn't be a problem to solve your football management issues)
by Will_3rd March 16, 2006
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