the bottled water bandit

An unofficial supervillain that steals peoples water bottles and throws them in public spaces

news: over 40 people report their water bottles missing

me: damn the bottled water bandit must have done this

by Hehe I cheated November 30, 2021

The Mountain Bandit Broil

To do the Mountain Bandit Broil you must bring your woman to the top of Mount Everest. Strip her nude and place her in a large cauldron filled with beef broth and oysters. You then insert a wooden spoon into her vag to clean out the inside to fill it with your broth. You then drink the broth that spills out of her vag, spit it in her face, and then grab all her clothes and belongings she had and flee the mountain with them like the bandit you are leaving her stranded, nude, and with a pussy full of broth and oysters.

"damn dude why is Michael so rich?"
"Michael is the best at pawning items from The Mountain Bandit Broil."

by The Mountain Bandit March 2, 2022

Rack Jack Bandit

The Rack Jack Bandit is an anonymous man that appears across US NAVY ships only when at sea. He approaches in the dead of night to give his victims ruthless handjobs in their racks (bunk beds) while they're asleep.

I told my cheif that I was attacked by Rack Jack Bandit so I could get the day off.

by SophiaMane December 29, 2020

beer bandit

A girl who punches someone in the face and shouts "BEER BANDIT" while simultaniously stealing thier beer.

"WTF!! Dude that girl just punched me in the face and shouted Beer Bandit!"

by A.Mar March 7, 2007

Ass bandit

1. Like an Idaho Patato (Eric Bourassa)

1. Damn that ass bandit be wyl homo, over the fudge-cocky, son!

by Idaho Pa Tato January 25, 2005

buttslamming bootie bandit

big time pillow biter

He bent him over a fence like a butt slamming bottie bandit

by Clit Liquid May 9, 2005

back door bandit

Male of homosexual persusaion who sleeps with other mens partners.

Hayden is a back door bandit, he's been busy getting it all over town.

by ShotAl September 26, 2005