1. A secret vampire who drinks RED and is non intellegent; instead of eating people, consumes goats and pizza crust dipped in rootbeer.
2. One who cannot take craps unassisted.
3. One who is black, with white skin.
2. One who cannot take craps unassisted.
3. One who is black, with white skin.
1. Person: How can you eat that? Only stoop-bagels eat like that!
2. Person: I cant go poop!
Other Person: Because your a stoop-bagel.
3. Person: Are you black or white?
Other Person: Im stoop-bagel.
2. Person: I cant go poop!
Other Person: Because your a stoop-bagel.
3. Person: Are you black or white?
Other Person: Im stoop-bagel.
by LaLaDolla April 24, 2009

by CLoyurnrttehss December 3, 2016

your girlf: hey bae look at my bagel, it has vaggle on it!
you: it's a vaggle bagel you dumb blonde bitch!
you: it's a vaggle bagel you dumb blonde bitch!
by mxlvilleyyyy May 25, 2023

by Lil_JacknSEA August 8, 2017

by Number1KazzaFan May 16, 2023

A bagel is a type of creature that is composed of bread exclusively for the most part and you know like think of like a tire right like a rubber tire...A tire has a hole in the center and it's surrounded by rubber. That's kinda like what a bagel is, but with bread instead. And uh, bagels can be interesting.
by reviewbrahfan May 16, 2018
