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Stoop-Bagel

1. A secret vampire who drinks RED and is non intellegent; instead of eating people, consumes goats and pizza crust dipped in rootbeer.

2. One who cannot take craps unassisted.

3. One who is black, with white skin.
1. Person: How can you eat that? Only stoop-bagels eat like that!

2. Person: I cant go poop!
Other Person: Because your a stoop-bagel.

3. Person: Are you black or white?
Other Person: Im stoop-bagel.
by LaLaDolla April 24, 2009
mugGet the Stoop-Bagelmug.

Scum bagel

Something that a moron comes up with to just say he put something on here
Brian: guys I found scum bagel on here
Dakota: you are a scum bagel , your dumb ass put it in here
by CLoyurnrttehss December 3, 2016
mugGet the Scum bagelmug.

vaggle bagel

a vaggle but it's on your bagel!!!
your girlf: hey bae look at my bagel, it has vaggle on it!
you: it's a vaggle bagel you dumb blonde bitch!
by mxlvilleyyyy May 25, 2023
mugGet the vaggle bagelmug.

gay bagel

The prolapsed colon resulting from extreme anal penetration, such a fisting,
Hand made gay bagels, ask for Rob.
by Lil_JacknSEA August 8, 2017
mugGet the gay bagelmug.

Bagel

Skinny white boy that loves to cream in crab game, he is also extremely racist
Hey see that fucker bagel over there?
Yeah he gon go get some newports
by Number1KazzaFan May 16, 2023
mugGet the Bagelmug.

Bagel

Eat a bagel
by Yourstrulyfromtheheart May 20, 2020
mugGet the Bagelmug.

bagel

A bagel is a type of creature that is composed of bread exclusively for the most part and you know like think of like a tire right like a rubber tire...A tire has a hole in the center and it's surrounded by rubber. That's kinda like what a bagel is, but with bread instead. And uh, bagels can be interesting.
You can get special bagels with their own concoctions, like cinammon bagels.
by reviewbrahfan May 16, 2018
mugGet the bagelmug.

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