august 23

a bad bitches birthday

"im a bad bitch" "oh, ur born on august 23rd?"

by anonymous November 18, 2021

august head

What Taylor Swift and Jack Antonoff call people who love the song “august”.

Swifties who stan folklore and august are august heads.

by SwiftieForever&Always December 6, 2020

August 4th

national embarrass any friends you have

hey, today’s nation embarrass your friends day, august 4th!

by tteokbokki_lover August 4, 2020

August 29th

Judgement Day in the Terminator. Sarah Connor had visions of this day in Terminator 2: Judgement Day but prevented it with the help of Arnold Schwarzenegger

Sarah Conner: On August 29th, 1997, it's gonna feel fucking real to you!

by 'Merica2 November 13, 2019

August 1st

It’s Spider Man day! Spider-Man entered the comic-book universe in issue 15 of Marvel Comics’ “Amazing Fantasy” in August 1st 1962, that’s why “Spider-Man Day” is celebrated on this day!

(we’re all hoping for the trailer in the Spider-Man week 2021 that Sony announced)

“Dude it’s August 1st!”
“What about it?”
“It’s Spider-Man Day!”
“Of course! How did I forget about it! Hopefully we’ll get the trailer for ‘No Way Home’ in the following week!”

by hedalex13 July 30, 2021

1 august

The day when a princess was born, the baddest bitch eva <3

my girl’s bday is on 1 august, she my princess

by badgalbang July 29, 2021

August 27

August 27 is the best day of the year, where the best things happen and the coolest and smartest people are born in

Somebody: "wow! That person is so hot, beautiful and probably smart as hell"
Another guy: " ya, they probably were born on August 27"

by anonymous November 21, 2021