When you shit in a girls mouth and she gives you a blow job. Then there is shit on your dick making it look like you just had anal sex.
by shitlickingcockbrainrofl September 14, 2010
Get the False Analmug. When you're having anal sex and they shove it in you a bit too hard and for a split second it's so painful it gives you an "anal jag".
by fanyole23 January 14, 2019
Get the anal jagmug. The president of the US spends more time on the golf course than serving the country. Think of how many Anal Palmers that man has downed.
by Mycatlego September 9, 2019
Get the Anal Palmermug. by CarlosSpiceyWiener December 3, 2016
Get the anal beansmug. Me and Pat performed the action of the anal firecracker and had sex to see who could finish before it blew up
by Muffinlover69 February 19, 2017
Get the anal firecrackermug. With origins in Greek and Roman mythology, anal nectar is the coveted drink of the anal loving gods.
Anal nectar is a pungent, tangy viscous, or juice, that forms around the bunghole. A savored delight of the modern day ass eater.
This amalgam may be comprised of trickling sex juices from the vagina that seep into the ass crack and combine with remnants during sexual activity or from sweat and remnants that get fired up from a workout or heat. It is commonly known as booty juice.
Anal nectar is a pungent, tangy viscous, or juice, that forms around the bunghole. A savored delight of the modern day ass eater.
This amalgam may be comprised of trickling sex juices from the vagina that seep into the ass crack and combine with remnants during sexual activity or from sweat and remnants that get fired up from a workout or heat. It is commonly known as booty juice.
I was performing a ravenous round of cunnilingus on Rachel. She was squirting like a hose. But her juices were soaking deep into her rather dirty, tight little bunghole. Her thrusts were wafting her aromatic ass vapors deep into my sinus passages. Without a second thought, I began slurping her fragrant anal nectar and tongue punching her little Winker until her climax left her flailing and shaking.
by Dick Onchin December 14, 2020
Get the Anal Nectarmug. The act of having anal sex while wearing a top hat, and drinking the cheapest red wine available without spilling a drop.
Went to that wine gala and ended up having classy anal afterwards. When I came, she downed her wine and tossed her top hat into the air screaming "CLASSY AS FUCK!" classy anal fancy
by Bouncybunny March 20, 2016
Get the classy analmug.