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flava-aid

1. Generic Kool-Aid
2. A yet-to-be-invented drug that helps white people rap?
3. An assistant to Flava-Flav?
Mix a little flava-aid with your cocaine and you'll have yourself some purple boogers, you know, for Easter.
by Johnny J-Rockability March 10, 2011
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Phone AIDS

When your phone stops receiving messages in a group chat
Mike: My car crashes into shit by itself
Andy: I had to use my penis trimmers on my 6 month old beard
Walter: AC compressors, Hot Water Heaters, Condensors

Jon: Fortnite and EJ Walker for life
Nick: **total silence**
Gus: the Super Bowl was yesterday, who’s the first 36 players in next years fantasy draft?
*******
Tom: dude, I must have terrible phone AIDS. Haven’t gotten a message since yesterday
by StivesMoney July 10, 2020
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crustacean-aids

It all started in 1976, when Mary, who had the first nasty case of crustacean-aids, slept with Jim. Jim went to the doctor, and the doctor was alit with wonder when he peered upon these tiny life forms wriggling in Jims mound of pubic hair.

"These are not normal crabs!" cried the doctor, hurridly grabbing a sample and jotting down some squiggles in his doctor diary.

The doctor told Jim he'd contact him in two weeks.

"I'll contact you in two weeks.

Two weeks later, Jim had developed what looked like coral; the crustacean-aids had built a crustacean home.

When Jim went back in to see the doctor, the doctor had grave news for Jim.

There was no known cure.

The doctor had published a journal of his discoveries.

"The crustacean-aids appear to be similar to the well-known pubic lice of this generation, but they are much worse. They smoke cigarettes and fornicate often.. They even have a cheerleading squad. Soon I reckon they'll infect us all."

And they did.
"Jim has crustacean-aids."
'Whats that?'
"Like crabs but worse."
by PhD.Md.Ba.Ma. Guache. December 12, 2015
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Aids Socks

A stupid idea with a logical train of though leading up to it.
(So named from the tv STD adverts featuring gonnorhea underwear etc.)
Person 1: Your frisbee is on the roof? I'll climb up and get it.

Person 2: Yeah, thanks

Person 1: Hey you know what, I reckon I should make my own parachute and like, jump off that roof!

Person 2: *slaps*
That's on par with Aids Socks, you eejit
by Amski D January 17, 2009
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Queering Aid

An essential accessory for any bloke lacking in banter or heterosexual tendencies

Immortalised by The Inbetweeners, the term 'Queering Aid' has since become a staple rinse amongst contemporary British young males.

It is even rumoured that, in times of duress, Bant and Dec themselves invested in a collective Queering Aid.
OF: Mate, have a day off. You're a nail-on batty. I'm buying you a Queering Aid for Christmas. That's all she wrote.
by Bonrg23 March 22, 2016
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Monkey Aids

Once monkey aids is said everyone must T-pose
Ryan: Monkey aids

Aidan’s Mom at 1 am: T-pose
by I AM BROCK!!! July 22, 2018
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Space Aids

Space aids are when you join a VC and your friend has a voice changer from voice mod and uses it in your VC then you are infected with SPACE AIDS.
Bro i got a voice changer check it out! Now you have space aids mother fucker!
by Space Aid Havin Motha Fucka August 14, 2023
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