Asshole of the Year

A yearly competion where the winner is selected by whoever does the most horribly funny asshole like thing; the winner is decided on halloween every year and is awarded the honor of being asshole of the year and booze because there's no party without booze.

"Now that is some Asshole of the Year quality shit right there"

by MARCO THE MAGNIFICO August 31, 2006

fistful of assholes

a.)gay band from nick and norah's infinite playlist.
b.)a group of total and complete jackasses

a.)I love the song "i wanna screw that man" by fistful of assholes!
b.)Mike, Nick and Bobby are such a fistful of assholes

by silly billyx23 February 18, 2009

Bag of Assholes

To describe a situation in wich it is extremely dark. Pitch black.

"Dam Geena, its darker than a bag of assholes in here! turn the light on!"

by spotty Mcgee February 12, 2006

controlling asshole

a dick who cant let anyone else get their way

Ivan Calderon is a controlling asshole

by coolman7979 August 7, 2016

Callous Asshole

A cold hearted and mean individual bordering on cruel.

Word carries strong connotative meanings.

Person 1: Your nothing more then a callous asshole.
Person 2 (Male): What did you call me?
Person 3: I think she just called you a homosexual.

by Gumdrop144 June 23, 2013

asshole fun

The positive stimulus derived from provoking the anus with fingers or tongue.

Woman: Want me to suck your dick?

Man: I'd rather you go a bit further down and lick me asshole.

Woman: Oh, you fancy some of the good ol' asshole fun is it?

by Arthur Rimbaud October 8, 2009

Witch's Asshole

Severe Drought

Pray for rain because it is nastier than a witch's asshole outside.

by The Godfather DF April 20, 2023