Noodle al dente is the inability to get or keep an erection firm enough to have sexual intercourse. It's sometimes referred to as impotence, although this term is now used less often.
He can't get his noodle al dente
by Hyyphann February 01, 2020
Alaska's own bear doctor: Killed a bear, caught lots of fish, not swayed by party politics, independent, health care professional, and running for senate
Person: Oh no, a bear is attacking me!
Dr. Al Gross: Don't worry my child, I am here to save you. *seduces bear and then kills it*
Person: Wow! Thank you, Dr. Al Gross I am going to vote for you because you know how the health care systems works!
Dr. Al Gross: Don't worry my child, I am here to save you. *seduces bear and then kills it*
Person: Wow! Thank you, Dr. Al Gross I am going to vote for you because you know how the health care systems works!
by AXKZ October 29, 2020
by ilovetits69 March 30, 2009
A fat joint made with hash in which seperate chunks of hash are wrapped with cloth pipe cleaners, then all the pipe cleaners are rolled into a big pipe-cleaner joint. To smoke, you unwravel an individual tendril of hash and freehand it. Called "cryptic" because of the unwinding process.
by Flingotravels May 11, 2005
by Roider2k10 January 06, 2011
by Mistress Cornbread November 24, 2010
man 1:how r u doing today?
big gay al:im super...thanks for asking...dont u think i look cute in this hat
big gay al:im super...thanks for asking...dont u think i look cute in this hat
by COCK MCBALLSACKS April 20, 2005