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alex is the coolest g (stands for gangsta just to clarify) around. he makes all the biggest willy muscle men hide their girlfriends when he walks out the house otherwise they would want him instead!
person 1: ever heard of the myth ‘alexander james nonce westcott’
person 2: ah yes isn’t he like the coolest ever person!
person 2: ah yes isn’t he like the coolest ever person!
by jjackparryy December 28, 2022
A person with the biggest dick in the universe. His cock is so massive it has the same mass ass a whole planet.He is the sexiest person ever. And have big muscles.
Example: look at how big dick that guy had, he must be an Alexander Olsson
Example: look at how big dick that guy had, he must be an Alexander Olsson
A man with the biggest dick in the whole universe. His dick has more mass than a planet. All the girl want a taste of the big dick.
by Not Alexander Olsson November 21, 2021
A total badass don’t fuck with him he usually has all the drip and probably plays 2k and gets all the hoes
by 102190 November 22, 2021
The goofiest of goofys the ugliest of uglys the nerdiest of nerds the most goofy gay loser to ever step foot on earth
Possibly a zoophile
Possibly a zoophile
Wow bro Alex is hella musty and he always interrupts peoples conversations when nobody is talking to him man i hate ALEXANDER MONTANEZ
by Bubbadefinitions March 29, 2022
An imaginary friend of unusual, homuncular proportions. Usually disposed to literature, modeling, and furry jackets.
Alexander Funke is a lengthening of the acronym, A.F. which stands for: abercrombie and fitch.
Alexander Funke is a lengthening of the acronym, A.F. which stands for: abercrombie and fitch.
" Dag yo, Alexander Funke got a sale. On chronic"
"Crikey, I had a dream about Alexander Funke last night, once again. He/She told me to burn things."
"Crikey, I had a dream about Alexander Funke last night, once again. He/She told me to burn things."
by Dr. S. Mukherji November 28, 2007