dusty hammock

When you haven't had sex for a really long time.
I've nae had a ride in 10 months, I've got a well dusty hammock.
by Tiffany Diamond April 06, 2017
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dusty side chick

Dusty side chick is that side girlfriend that’s been Placed on the shelf for awhile collecting dust.
I Don’t see why Kisha is making all this noise on Terry because she’s just his dusty side chick.
by October 29, 2020
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crusty dusty

adj: can be used to describe a person who is emotionally dry
Example: Iman is so crusty dusty, she didn't even cry at the end of Titanic.
by lalanation February 20, 2016
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Crusty dusty

Me, It’s me Austin I’m telling you see💀 -M
Person 1: I will legit make a definition of crusty dusty and make it right now
Person 2:Do it I fudging dare you
by O my gosh November 02, 2019
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Dusty Melons

Post menopausal lady who has not had a sexual encounter with man nor beast for twenty plus years

Breasts that have gone south through lack of manipulation and fondling, resulting in the gathering of dust particles and dust mites through neglect and lack of attention
My god if you dont get some action soon you will end up like dusty melons next door
by crispy minge August 29, 2010
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dusty starfish

Him: hey babe would you send me a pic
Her: of my dusty starfish? Sure <3
by doughnuthoee October 02, 2022
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dusty hotdog

When a man gets a handjob from a woman with chapped hands and it leaves dandruff-like residue on his penis
Roberta, yo knuckles ashy as hell. Don't nobody want a handjob from you, wind up with a dusty hotdog.
by Frenj_cunnegshun May 31, 2021
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