thinking joke

when someone makes a double deckered triple layered analysis requiring joke that you need a PhD to understand

jack: this weather is as hot as a tree
john: did you just make a thinking joke
jack: yes
john: fuck you

by anonymous January 31, 2022

Thinking Medication

Alternate term for marijuana used when you have already been consuming and find yourself unable to recall recent conversations or unable to make a decision. The best solution seems to be to "consume more" in order to help with your thinking. The term definitely brings a smile and laughter though it is somewhat more of an oxymoron in that it will not actually help with memory recall.

Wait. I don't remember. I think I need some thinking medication.

by Frankers Yo November 5, 2023

Butterfly effect thinking

No but it’s a good thing the whore fucked a literal cripple because now if you improve yourself it’ll be because a whore fucked a deformed mongoloid and not because you want to improve yourself. It’s great! It’s fantastic even! That she rode his diseased cock. Phenomenal!

Hym “And there goes the butterfly effect thinking! I knew it was coming! Did I do this one already? No? Ok, I’ll explain. Here’s an example ‘It’s good that she screwed Rain man because then it lead you to do *blank*’ and, before she fucked the retard, a butterfly farted in Africa, which startled a rhino, which caused a stampede that traumatized the the guy who molested the retard, which led to the molestation, which led to the little girl touching that caused him to be sent to the group home in the first place! If that’s the case, by your own logic, it’s just splendifferous that he got molested because that leads to him getting his own sex cult! Hurray child molesters!!! Furthermore, for the *blank* to be ‘good’, I need to make it good. Manually. And I don’t necessarily need the outcome to be good. I’d even go as far as to say that YOU need the outcome to be good more than I do! I don’t even WANT the outcome to be good! I would much rather feed the whore some copper chef! So, why should I allow it? Open question. Why should I allow you to force me to make the outcome of something the YOU SIGN OFF ON and I DO NOT, good? What do I get? Robbed repeatedly? Good answer. Mocked and ridiculed? Awesome. You’re a master debater.”

by Hym Iam October 12, 2022

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<.7.9.7.6.>You Really Think That I AM NOt Scared Of Him<.7.9.7.6.>

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 6, 2025

I Think... Objectively

I think implies that what you're saying is a subjective statement.

Hym " 'I think... objectively' makes that sentence an oxymoron Charlie. It's not a thought for me, Charlie. I am."

by Hym Iam June 10, 2025

you think you're in an edit

This means that the person who said it to you sees you in an attractive manner which is kinda like a velocity edit.

Akira is FaceTiming her crush and her crush starts stretching and Akira notices her crushes shirt lifting up.

"You think you're in an edit." Akira remarks
"Wtf does that mean." her crush responds.

by Weird.com/9/11 March 9, 2024

and i think that's beautiful.

use when you think something is beautiful.

Elaine: “I really hurt my arm yesterday :/”
Brittany: “and i think that's beautiful.”

by so beautiful. April 21, 2021